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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS!


Inspired by a bunch of convos e-mailed to us by ricky clarke.
You: lets do it
Stranger: heyy
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 f us
Stranger: you?
You: 19/m/sydney
You: cyber? (really horny)
Stranger: like talk it out?
Stranger: like talk it out?
You: yea
Stranger: ?
Stranger: k
Stranger: you start
You: okayyy
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: nothing :p
Stranger: you?
Stranger: ?
You: mmmmm
You: im wearing some lightweight robes
Stranger: nicee
You: with a rope belt ;)
You: and straw sandles..their easy on the feet
Stranger: :)
You: shall i place you on the counter?
Stranger: please
You: shall i caress you ever so gently
Stranger: caress?
You: squeeze? :)
Stranger: boobs?
You: uh huh
Stranger: yesss
You: hard
Stranger: dont hurt them
You: should i put on some music to sexify the mood?
Stranger: please
Stranger: then what are you going to do?
You: im putting the cd in reaalllly sexily
Stranger: good
You: are you ready to have your world rocked? ;)
Stranger: yes
You: how much do you want it?
You: are you screaming for it?
Stranger: yessss
Stranger: i want ALOT
You: then...let it play
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You: RICK ROLLED MOTHERFUCKER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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