Roleplay - harder without the rule book.

 Emailed in by one of our readers, the lvl. 1337 Logan P.
You: The game.

Stranger: im looking for a guy who likes roleplay interested?

You: OH I LOVE ROLEPLAY

Stranger: good

Stranger: what do u wanna do?

You: well, first, I put on my robe and wizard hat

You: to get me in the mood

You: ...............for MAGIC

Stranger: ok?

You:  just roll with it

Stranger: k

You: what are you

You: ?

Stranger: anything u want

You: ok. how about a thief

Stranger:  ok

You: and, um

You: you're trying to get the treasure

You: but i'm protecting it

Stranger:  ok

You: what do you do???

Stranger: i sneak in quietly moving slowly toward the treasure

You: ok, i roll for a listen check

You: YES i beat the DC

You: ok so I see you

You: um

You: I cast flare

You: you're blinded

Stranger: i fall back

You: ok

Stranger: moving forward again quickly

You: ok

You: so i advance

You: then i cast melf's acid arrow

You: it strikes for 1d6 damage

Stranger: what kind of roleplay are u doing?

You: 3.5, but without a rulebook it's hard

You have disconnected.
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Note to self - realising your potential isn't always a good thing.

You: hello

Stranger: i greet you in the name of love and compassion

Stranger: i honor you as my brother or sister

Stranger: i know deep inside you are a wonderful and good person

You: i raped your mother :D

Stranger: no you didn't

You: ...im going to though.

Stranger: your haughtiness is only a shadow of your true existence

Stranger: realize now that you are infinite potential

Stranger:  why waste it in typing crap that lowers your morality?

You: interesting.

You: what should i be doing instead?

Stranger: what do you think needs to be done around you?

Stranger: look around you

Stranger: look at your neighbourhood

Stranger:  your country

You: theres alot to do though :P

You: where do i start?

Stranger: we all can improve and realize our potential

Stranger:  start within yourself

Stranger: be the change you want to see

You: holy shit man...that's deep

You: i think i see where you're going with this.

Stranger: see...you have the power inside yourself

You: i've got way more potential than this

Stranger: exactly.

You: starting tmmrw

Stranger: the change begins

You: i'm going to rape your father.

Stranger: .........

You: just kidding man, you don't have a father.

You: but you're totally right, i have so much potential

You: starting tmmrw i'm going to rape absolutely everything that moves.

Stranger: ...that's not what i mean't at all.

You:  too bad.

You have disconnected.
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It's official, lil wayne frequents omegle...and he's a total faggot..............no homo.

Emailed in by one of our readers, emailed in by the nigtastic Alex G.

You: WHY HELLO THERE

Stranger:  hey:D

Stranger: whats going on

You: JUST MASTURBATIN MY DICK ,HBU

Stranger: nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but im a dude

You: aoaoaoaoa

You: NIGGA HOW BIG IS YO DICK NO HOMO

Stranger: not actually never took the time to measure but i would say its small but i wouldnt say its huge

Stranger: hbu (no homo also)

You: LOL

You: ITS PRETTY SMALL

You:  8 1/2

You: HOW ABOUT YOU?

Stranger:  is it cold or something? holy man

You: NIGGA HOW BIG R U

You: NH

You: YO YOU BETTER NOT BE DEAD

Stranger:  lets put it this way i rug burn on the head of my wang so i just hide it in my sock when i come across some carpet

Stranger: nah brah i was wrestling with my dick

Stranger:  i swear it has a brain of its own

You: MINE TALKS TO ME

Stranger:  that crazy man!!!!!!! lucky!

You: IT SAYS YOU PRETTY HOT, YOU WANNA SEND PICS OF YOUR COCK?

You: NO HOMO THOUGH, NIGGA I AINT INTO THAT HOMO SHIT

Stranger: i would but my dick is duct taped down my leg atm and oh yeah man its total not gay to show a brother your dick

You: TOTALLY

You: MAN SOMETIME I GOTTA WRAP MY DICK AROUND MY WAIST, IT CANT CONTAIN ITSELF SOMETIMES!

You: LIKE A BELT

Stranger: yah i know!! that one of the great benifits ! but you here about all the short dicked nigger talking about if they had a huge dick and how they would use it as a kick stand or some shit like that...... it dont work....TRUST ME i have lived the tail , like one day iw as minding my own business and i was like let try that shit...... snaped right the fuck in half , i was in a coma for a good two months

You: DAMN

Stranger: and my dick doesnt even go straight no more ,it droops a little now

Stranger: dont try it man not worth it AT ALL

You: I WONT MAN

You: YO YOU GOT MAGENT IN YO DICK?

Stranger: YAH I CHICK MAGNET;D

Stranger:  jk jk but no man but do you got one my brother?

You:  MAN DAT SHIT LEADS RIGHT TO THE PUSSY

Stranger:  oh yah i just want this little pussy moniter on ma dick that shows what ones are the best

You: OH LIKE A XRAY

You: DAT SHIT BE EXPENSIU DO

Stranger:  oh dam !!! dont even get me started .... your getting bald bill all worked up

Stranger: and yah true dat .... but it would be worth it!

You: TRU TINGS NIGGA

You:  ANYWAY THE PUSSY BE CALLIN MY NAME

You:  PEACE OUT DAWG

Stranger: atta boy dont stop till you get enough RIP MJ

Stranger:  peace nig white

You have disconnected.
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I'd hate to have his take on spongebob theme.

 Emailed in by one of our readers, element.

You: AHOY THAR!

Stranger: SEXY TIME!

Stranger: Ahoy maty

You: OH YESH!

Stranger: yesh yesh yesh

You: I LOVE TALKING IN CAPS

Stranger: !1!!!1!!!!!!!!11 Onw

You: IT MAKES ME FEEL

You: ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: like a dumbass.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Confusion - something to do with flaps.

Emailedin by one of our readers, the confused K Duffy.

Stranger: hey

You: flaps

Stranger: what?

You: flaps

Stranger: flaps?

You: what?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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