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Monday, March 1, 2010

Roleplay - harder without the rule book.

 Emailed in by one of our readers, the lvl. 1337 Logan P.
You: The game.
Stranger: im looking for a guy who likes roleplay interested?
Stranger: good
Stranger: what do u wanna do?
You: well, first, I put on my robe and wizard hat
You: to get me in the mood
You: ...............for MAGIC
Stranger: ok?
You:  just roll with it
Stranger: k
You: what are you
You: ?
Stranger: anything u want
You: ok. how about a thief
Stranger:  ok
You: and, um
You: you're trying to get the treasure
You: but i'm protecting it
Stranger:  ok
You: what do you do???
Stranger: i sneak in quietly moving slowly toward the treasure
You: ok, i roll for a listen check
You: YES i beat the DC
You: ok so I see you
You: um
You: I cast flare
You: you're blinded
Stranger: i fall back
You: ok
Stranger: moving forward again quickly
You: ok
You: so i advance
You: then i cast melf's acid arrow
You: it strikes for 1d6 damage
Stranger: what kind of roleplay are u doing?
You: 3.5, but without a rulebook it's hard
You have disconnected.
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  4. melf's acid arrow is best spell xD