It's official, lil wayne frequents omegle...and he's a total faggot..............no homo.

Emailed in by one of our readers, emailed in by the nigtastic Alex G.

You: WHY HELLO THERE

Stranger:  hey:D

Stranger: whats going on

You: JUST MASTURBATIN MY DICK ,HBU

Stranger: nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but im a dude

You: aoaoaoaoa

You: NIGGA HOW BIG IS YO DICK NO HOMO

Stranger: not actually never took the time to measure but i would say its small but i wouldnt say its huge

Stranger: hbu (no homo also)

You: LOL

You: ITS PRETTY SMALL

You:  8 1/2

You: HOW ABOUT YOU?

Stranger:  is it cold or something? holy man

You: NIGGA HOW BIG R U

You: NH

You: YO YOU BETTER NOT BE DEAD

Stranger:  lets put it this way i rug burn on the head of my wang so i just hide it in my sock when i come across some carpet

Stranger: nah brah i was wrestling with my dick

Stranger:  i swear it has a brain of its own

You: MINE TALKS TO ME

Stranger:  that crazy man!!!!!!! lucky!

You: IT SAYS YOU PRETTY HOT, YOU WANNA SEND PICS OF YOUR COCK?

You: NO HOMO THOUGH, NIGGA I AINT INTO THAT HOMO SHIT

Stranger: i would but my dick is duct taped down my leg atm and oh yeah man its total not gay to show a brother your dick

You: TOTALLY

You: MAN SOMETIME I GOTTA WRAP MY DICK AROUND MY WAIST, IT CANT CONTAIN ITSELF SOMETIMES!

You: LIKE A BELT

Stranger: yah i know!! that one of the great benifits ! but you here about all the short dicked nigger talking about if they had a huge dick and how they would use it as a kick stand or some shit like that...... it dont work....TRUST ME i have lived the tail , like one day iw as minding my own business and i was like let try that shit...... snaped right the fuck in half , i was in a coma for a good two months

You: DAMN

Stranger: and my dick doesnt even go straight no more ,it droops a little now

Stranger: dont try it man not worth it AT ALL

You: I WONT MAN

You: YO YOU GOT MAGENT IN YO DICK?

Stranger: YAH I CHICK MAGNET;D

Stranger:  jk jk but no man but do you got one my brother?

You:  MAN DAT SHIT LEADS RIGHT TO THE PUSSY

Stranger:  oh yah i just want this little pussy moniter on ma dick that shows what ones are the best

You: OH LIKE A XRAY

You: DAT SHIT BE EXPENSIU DO

Stranger:  oh dam !!! dont even get me started .... your getting bald bill all worked up

Stranger: and yah true dat .... but it would be worth it!

You: TRU TINGS NIGGA

You:  ANYWAY THE PUSSY BE CALLIN MY NAME

You:  PEACE OUT DAWG

Stranger: atta boy dont stop till you get enough RIP MJ

Stranger:  peace nig white

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