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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Wonders of Lies and Roleplay


Emailed in by one of our readers, Tits Magee (his suggestion not mine)
Stranger: cyber sex?
You: Only if its gay
Stranger: k
Stranger: m/f?
You: M
Stranger: good same
Stranger: role play?
You: Sure
Stranger: your the firemen
Stranger: who just rescued me and is horny
Stranger: you start
You: Better yet, I'm jailbait
You: And you're my neighbor
Stranger: k
You: You start
Stranger: helllo neighbour
You: Hello
Stranger: say my wife is out of town
Stranger: wanna come in for a drink>?
You: Sure
Stranger: *1 hour later*
Stranger: FUCK ME HARD
You: CAN I RAM IT IN?
Stranger: PLEASEE DOO
You: *BAAAAAAM*
You: YOU LIKE THAT
Stranger: how about we do romantic sex?
You: Oh okay
Stranger: im glad uu came to dinner
You: ROMANTICALLY FUCK ME HARD
Stranger: u suck at this; im really a girl btw
Stranger: so this is hard
You: Akward
Stranger: yee bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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