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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Desperation - It'll make you suck a fat one.


Emailed in by one of our readers, SS.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: korea
You: want to cyber?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: maylasia
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: how old are y0u?
You: 19
Stranger: you wanna cyber?
You: of course ;)
Stranger: cybersex?
Stranger: onlychat?
You: that's what it means sweetie
You: cybersex
Stranger: only chat?
Stranger: you don't have a cam?
You: yes ;)
Stranger: can i see you?
Stranger: then
Stranger: i will'
You: I want to see if your good at cyber chat first
You: then I show you
Stranger: ㅠㅠ
Stranger: org
Stranger: yup
You: okay
Stranger: what do you want?
You: before we start
You: I'm going to create a name for you
You: I will call you 'my little cock sucker'
You: now, my little cock sucker, stop sucking cocks so I can spank you
Stranger: im sucker?
You: yes, your my little cock sucker
Stranger: are you female?
You: yes
You: I told you
Stranger: then why is cock?
Stranger: cock is mean same pussy?
You: it's just a name
Stranger: yup
You: ok so what are you?
Stranger: a liitle cock sucker
Stranger: ?
You: ew you fucking faggot! I'm a girl, I'm not interested fag dick suckers like you!
You have disconnected.

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