Le Français aime le cyber!

Stranger: Hi,I'm French nice to meet you

You: hey :)

You: hey you!

You: im californian

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: f or m?

You: i've always wanted to go to france though

You: i can speak a bit

You: f

You: you?

Stranger: m

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: How old?

You: 17

Stranger: 19

You: oh nice!

Stranger: Yeah

You: je peux parler en francais

You: petite :P

Stranger: Trés bien

You: yaaay

Stranger: Et les filles en Californie sont trés belles

You: whatsup?

You: merci monsieur :)

You: je pense que les hommes francais sont tres chaud aussi ;)

You: the accent is sexay

Stranger: Ah

Stranger: Ravi de l'apprendre

You: i didnt understand that :(

You: sorry im just like

You: a beginner at french

Stranger: I'm delight to heard that

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: You have evre meet french before?

You: ummm

You: one of my girlfriends had a frnech boyfriend

You: i had a bit of a crush on him because of the accent lol :P

Stranger: Yeah

You: do you want to cyber?

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: Have msN,

Stranger: ?

You: do you want to fuck?

Stranger: In msn yes

You: then get off omegle and go to a fucking club you sad french faggot

Stranger: you?

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: your joker

Stranger: very fun

Stranger: And you have a boyfriend so?

You: no...but i bet you do.

You: bet he fucks you up your dirty french ass

You: and you squeal like a pig

You: eating croissants and smelling like cheese

Stranger: Aha

You: your hair shedding everywhere

Stranger: It's me who fuck girl

You: embracer mes balles

You: just kiddin want to cyber?

You: i just wanted to see if you'd lose your temper

You: you're a gentleman

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: Thanks

You: :)

You: sorry if i offended you

You: its just that theres alot of dicks on omegle

You: i don't cyber with anyone you know

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: It like you want

You: do you want to cyber?

Stranger: If you want

Stranger: I'm agree with you

You: i definetly want to ;)

Stranger: Ok

You: you take control

Stranger: And you have msn?

Stranger: or not?

You: yes i do...and if you're really good at cybering i'll add you ;)

Stranger: Wahou

You: so what are you going to do?

Stranger: I put you in bed

Stranger: my bed

You: oh yea

Stranger: And I kiss you everywhere

Stranger: I put off your shirt

You: keep going

You: i want you to take control

Stranger: Caress your thigh

You: aha that tickles :)

Stranger: Put off your pants

You: then my huge 9inch penis bursts out

You: and i smack your mouth with it

Stranger: Aha

You: slowly insert the shaft

You: down your throat

Stranger: Nooooooooooooooo

You: gently

You: ever so gentle

You: then i face fuck you

You: over

You: and over again

You: until i rupture your vocal chords

You: and then you scream in pain

Stranger: Ahahha

You: i slit your throat

Stranger: Awesome

You: and draw a smiley face on the wall

You: because i love smiley faces

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: Crazy bitch

You: then

You: sloowwwly

You: ever so slowwly

You: i rip your eyes out

You: and replace them with your balls

You: then i laugh

You: hahahahahha

You: do you want to cyber?

Stranger: Yeah

You: alright lets do it for real this time

You: kinky

Stranger: With a girl now

You: okay okay

Stranger: I put off your pants

Stranger: now

You: are you angry

Stranger: And you have a pussy no

Stranger: A little that's why I eat your vagina

You: and i barkreally loudly

You: because im fido the dog

You: and im wondering why my owner is licking my anus

You: so i shit on his face

You: then i do a doggy laugh

You: like this

You: ruff ruff ruff

You: and then i wonder to myself why these french people are so desperate for cyber sex

You: then i realise im a dog

You: and piss in your mouth

You: and then i titfuckyourass.

Stranger: Ok

You: you wanna cyber?

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: Again

You: okay

Stranger: I lick your pussy

Stranger: now

You: but i have a dick bro

You: are you gay or something

You: wtf

You: seriously

You: i just said

You: i have afuckign dick

You: then i pretended to be a fucking dog

Stranger: Ho

You: what the fuck is wrong with you?

Stranger: You're a men

You: no shit you stupid french fuck

Stranger: Fuck I don't know

You: god dam it.

You: jsut get out of here

You: you're ridiculous

Stranger: As your grandpa when he died in Noramndie

Stranger: Normandie

Stranger: Asshole

You: my grandfather died in france

You: he defended your people

Stranger: Yeah

You: he started diplomacy between his dick and all french women

Stranger: So be cool with french

You: so cowardly french fuckers who really want cybersex would not be born

Stranger: Yeah

You: clearly he missed your mum

Stranger: aha

You: or maybe he knocked her out with his dick

Stranger: Are you angry?

You: because he didnt want to fertilize an ugly bitch

You: na...you wanna cyber tho?

Stranger: Fuck you are speak to me yet now

You: what?

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