The culturally unaware Omegler Pt. 1

You: hey :)

Stranger: hey

Stranger: dude/babe

Stranger: ?

You: hot babe ;)

Stranger: age?

You: 17

Stranger: i'm 19

You: wow you're very straight to the point :P

You: whereabouts are you from

Stranger: India

You: nicce

Stranger: u?

You: california honey

You: always wanted to go to india

Stranger: great

You: how is it over there?

Stranger: why don't u come here?

You: im planning to in the summer!

Stranger: its a good country...

You: so i've heard

You: do you speak chinese?

Stranger: how is California

Stranger: no

You: its great, sort of hot at the moment though

Stranger: i speak Hindi

You: stuck wearing singlets and short shorts :P

You: beach season!!

You: oh you dont speak chinese...are you like half indian or something?

Stranger: Indians don't speak Chinese

Stranger: thats china

You: ummm

You: im pretty sure indian's speak chinese buddy

You: it's in the atlas

You: are you sure you're indian?

Stranger: no dear

You: do you like chinese food?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: I like Chinese food...

You: can you cook it?

Stranger: ya I can cook it for u

You: wow nice!

Stranger: :P

You: can i come over to your house when im in india? :)

Stranger: ya, of course

You: yea but my dad might be a bit strict with me staying

You: so i dont know

Stranger: oh

Stranger: so, are you on facebook?

You: yea, ofcourse sugar, who isnt :)

You: can you take me to see the great wall of china when i come there?

Stranger: no, for that we'll need Chinese Visa

You: why, is your indian tribe not allowed into the great wall of china territory in india?

Stranger: yeah but that would be a distant look

You: why?

You: do you speak chinese?

Stranger: Great Wall of China falls in Chinese territory

You: what?

You: the great wall of china is in india

Stranger: India is quite different from China

You: what's china?

You: are you sure you're from india dear? :)

Stranger: India and China are neighbouring countries

You: hmmmm

You: but do you speak chinese?

Stranger: ya you can see my profile on facebook

Stranger: no, I don't speak Chinese

You: why, are you like half indian or something?

Stranger: no, I'm pretty sure I'm Indian

You: how come you don't speak chinese?

Stranger: How can you predict sitting thousands of miles from this place

Stranger: ?

You: because you're indian and you can't speak chinese

You: i find it strange you can't speak you national language

Stranger: Ok I've an advice for u?

You: go ahead honey? :)

Stranger: open your atlas and see it for yourself

Stranger: i finally got the reason why Indians are stealing your jobs in US..

You: okay

You: you steal?

You: stealing is wrong

You: what indian tribe are you from anyway

You: bet you're not a mohican

You: mohicans had honour

Stranger: I meant something else

You: mohicans would never steal

You: bet you're an inca

You: do you want to cyber?

You: im bored

Stranger: how can you predict?

Stranger: ok then

You: ;) what are you going to do to me?

Stranger: do you want to get fucked?

Stranger: I am coming to California next summer...

You: yea i really want to get fucked

You: fucked bad

You: i heard indians have big penises

Stranger: I got it

You: like i heard some indian guy has like a 4 inch penis :O

You: i couldnt believe it

You: my friend told me because her boyfriends indian

You: its so gbig

Stranger: U must take out your dick, roll it over to your ass and fuck overself hard

You: what?

Stranger: u deserve it

You: deserve what?

You: a spanking? :D

You: do you speak chinese?

Stranger: good bye u son of a bitch

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