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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The culturally unaware Omegler Pt. 2

You: hellooo :)
Stranger: hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: 20 u?
Stranger: from??
You: ummm
You: 16/f/cali
Stranger: o ,i see
You: where are you from?
Stranger: china
You: woah!
You: i've always wanted to go to china
You: no money :(
You: how's life treating you over there
Stranger: hehe ,you are so sunny
Stranger: funny
You: hehe :D
Stranger: welcome to china
You: thank you thank you
You: hahaha
Stranger: what's you job
You: i don't have a job :(
You: what are you working as?
Stranger: o ,it's so pite
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am a student
You: same!
You: do you speak korean?
Stranger: hehe ,i am sorry,i cannot
You: but...you're chinese aren't you?
Stranger: can you speak chinese??
You: a little bit
Stranger: ok
You: a friend of mine is chinese and she's taught me a few words :)
You: but im not fluent or anything
You: do you like chinese food?
Stranger: yeah
You: what sort of dog do you like?
You: and with what sauce
Stranger: i cannot say it in english,sorry
You: that's okay :)
You: just curious
You: do you live near the taj mahal?
Stranger: taj mahal??? where??
You: you live in china don't you?!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am chinese!!
You: ...its like one of your biggest monuments
You: the taj mahal
You: you probably can't see it because of your small eyes
You: do you speak korean?
Stranger: no ,i cannot
You: aren't you chinese?
You: seriously i don't believe you're chinese
You: you haven't seen the taj mahal
You: and you can't speak korean
You: i mean, even your small eyes aren't an excuse
You: you're trying to fool me
Stranger: 为什么中国人 要说韩文!!
You: thats not korean
Stranger: 这是中文!!!
Stranger: 你到底是不是韩国人
You: i can speak a bit of chinese too
You: ching chong china man sitting on a tree
Stranger: 连韩国语言都不会打
You: ching chong china man can't get me
Stranger: 他叫chongqing,不是什么ching chong!!!
Stranger: shit!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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