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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

...so much blood.



Stranger: hello!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hey!
You: asl?
Stranger: 22/m/usa
Stranger: u?
You: cool cool
You: 19/f/sydney
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u going to college?
You: university yes :)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: u live there or at home?
You: soorry but are you in the mood for cybering?
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: u?
You: yersss
You: need a quickie :P
Stranger: i'dlike that
Stranger: have webcam?
You: unfortunately i dont go onto messenger until a guy turns me on this first ;)
Stranger: sounds fair :)
Stranger: wat can i do?
You: well to be straightforward
You: i'd like to be fucked hard
Stranger: my dick is hard
Stranger: i am just wearing boxers
You: in my butt?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am rubbing your tits
You: cradle my balls?
You: choke on my dick?
You: yesssss
You: mmmmmm
You: rupture your esophagus?
You: hrrrgghhhhhhhh
You: HRRRGGGHHHHHH
You: NNYYYEAAAHHHH
Stranger: u like that?
Stranger: mm
You: so...much...blood...
Stranger: am i turning u on?
You: im calling the ambulance
You: oh god
You: im trembling
You: as your lifeless body stares up at me
Stranger: am i turning u on?
You: what do i do? call the ambulance, or do i hide the body?
You: the clock is ticking
You: a decision has to be made
You: i figure you're already dead, so i decide to hide the body.
You: the job needs to be done quickly, i grab my chainsaw...
You: tears trickling down my face I start hacking your legs, but you're awake!
You: REEAAARRRGGHH NOOOOOOOOO you scream as your dick explodes
You: ....so much blood.
Stranger: .......wow...just wow.
You: ...I'm going to fuck you till you love me faggot.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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