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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Initially I wasn't going to put this up...but he gave me 5 poun.


Emailed in by one of our readers, L2H...with 5 poun attached.
Stranger: haiii!
You: YOU BUY DVD FO FIVE POUN?
You:  IT HAS WILL SMIT
You: VERY SEXY LADY
You: 5 POUND
You: HE LOVE U LONG TIME
Stranger: 7 pounds i will give you!
You: NO 5 POUN,
You: NO CHEAP SKATES 5 POUND IROBOT
Stranger: SON OF A BITCH 7 POUNDS!
You: GWENITH POWTRO
Stranger: Where you from?
You: CHINA BUT I NEED TO SELL DVD
Stranger: Where can i drop the 5 dollah
Stranger: Where do you sell it?
You: RIGHT HERE, U WANNA BUY DVD?
You: 5 POUN
You: HE LOVE U LONG TIME
You: WILL SMIT
Stranger: GIVE IT
You: NO U GIVE ME MONEY
You: I GIVE DVD
Stranger: CHEAP CHINESE BASTARDS
You: U BUY IT 5 POUN
You: IT GOOD PRICE!
Stranger: Here, take your 5 pounds
You: IT GOOD PRICE GARUNTEE
You:  OH WHY FANK U
You: HERE IS YO DVD, IT VERY GOOD
You: YOU WILL ENJOY.
Stranger: TELL YOUR MOMMA TO SUCKY SUCKY FO FIVE DOLLAH
You: NO WE NO SUCKY O FUCKY WE DVD
You: DVD FO 5 POUN
You: WILL SMIT
Stranger:  I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!
You: WE HAV GEOG CWOONY

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