Note to self - Irony is lost in omegle..

Stranger: hey. im a bi/lezz girl looking for another bi/lezz girl.

You: im a lesbo :)

Stranger: really?

Stranger: i dont believe you

You: oh?

You: why's that

Stranger: because ive tallked to at least 5 guys pretending to be bi/lez girls

Stranger: and im getting sick of it

You: oh

You: how would you know they were pretending in the first place?

Stranger: they would tell me at the end before disconnecting.....

You: oh

You: as in a prank?

Stranger: yuppp

You: well thats irritating

You: i dont know what to say, how to convince you :S

You: to be honest thats happened to me a couple of times too

Stranger: it is

You: not more than once in a row though

Stranger: oh

You: yea

You: should i leave then?

Stranger: no.

Stranger: you dont have to

You: hmmmmm

You: how are you then?

You: :)

Stranger: good.... prettyyyy horny.... hbu?

You: hahaha now that you mention it, im about the same

You: cam? ;)

Stranger: i have no webcam

You: then how am i going to show you my massive 9 inch black cock? :(

You: VAGINA*

You: i mean vagina

You: my massive vagina.

Stranger: you guys think your so fucking funny, your just gay frustrated little boys

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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