Intolerance Pt. 5

Emailed in by one of our readers, ES.

You: hey

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: hey

Stranger: greetings

Stranger: salutations

Stranger: sup

You: hey

You: hi

You: hello

You: hi

Stranger: hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go

You: hi

Stranger: salut

You: hola

Stranger: aloha

You: nigger

Stranger: what?

You: nigger

Stranger: i don't compute this greeting

You: Becuase you are a nigger

Stranger: probably :(

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Tame rejection - When sized up against hot liquidy goodness, you just don't compare.

Emailed in by one of our readers, ES.
You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

Stranger: HI

You: HI

Stranger: HI!

You: HI!!

Stranger: touche

Stranger: whatsup?

You: not much man

You: hey, my mom made soup i gotta go.

You have disconnected.

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Desperation - It'll make you suck a fat one.

Emailed in by one of our readers, SS.

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: where you from?

Stranger: korea

You: want to cyber?

Stranger: where are you from?

You: maylasia

Stranger: m/f?

You: f

Stranger: how old are y0u?

You: 19

Stranger: you wanna cyber?

You: of course ;)

Stranger: cybersex?

Stranger: onlychat?

You: that's what it means sweetie

You: cybersex

Stranger: only chat?

Stranger: you don't have a cam?

You: yes ;)

Stranger: can i see you?

Stranger: then

Stranger: i will'

You: I want to see if your good at cyber chat first

You: then I show you

Stranger: ㅠㅠ

Stranger: org

Stranger: yup

You: okay

Stranger: what do you want?

You: before we start

You: I'm going to create a name for you

You: I will call you 'my little cock sucker'

You: now, my little cock sucker, stop sucking cocks so I can spank you

Stranger: im sucker?

You: yes, your my little cock sucker

Stranger: are you female?

You: yes

You: I told you

Stranger: then why is cock?

Stranger: cock is mean same pussy?

You: it's just a name

Stranger: yup

You: ok so what are you?

Stranger: a liitle cock sucker

Stranger: ?

You: ew you fucking faggot! I'm a girl, I'm not interested fag dick suckers like you!

You have disconnected.

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Weekend Poll!

Poll of the Week!

When a stranger follows his/her "hi" up with an extra vowel or exclamation mark, you immediately think: Oh gosh! That chick is so quirky! His dick is probably bigger than mine I should say hi back in an equally quirky fashion! omegle is funLOL Cyber rape is imminent. My dick. Current Results

Disturbia - Either he didn't get it... or he really, really did.

Emailed in by one of our readers, Mark The Great.

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: female?

You: yep

You: 19/ f / uk

You: you?

Stranger: nice

Stranger: 20 m cali

You: wanna cyber?

Stranger: unfortunately i dont hav it

Stranger: can see your pic

Stranger: instead of cyber

You: I wanna cyber....

You: im 5"8, brunette, 3B

You: hot to trot & horney

Stranger: nice2

You: you want to start? or will I ;-)

Stranger: man, i cant cyber right now

Stranger: shuut

You: awwwwh

Stranger: damn it

You: But I have a calcium deffiency, and i want to lick your neck to find out if its a potential source of delecious calcium

You: then I can work wonders to you dick with my lizzard tail

You: ?

Stranger: owh.. suck cock pussssyyyyy

You: im so wet

Stranger: im so stiff babbby

You: touching my dripping clit appendage

You: it tastes so good, like calcium

Stranger: do u hav any pic baby???

You: im in work

You: no pic sorry hunny

Stranger: yea, blow my fucking cock babbee

You: My lizzard tail slides up your ass, and I devoure a near by locust

You: while i suck your dick

Stranger: oooohwww yeaaahhh.. let grab your ass!!

You: my tongue slides over your dick

Stranger: suck it up!!!

Stranger: suck it up!!!

You: and i suck out one of your balls

You: i feel you getting harder

You: and I shit all over a rock

You: and you cum in my ear

Stranger: suck your nipples!!!!!!

You: Im licking my lizzard nipples

You: and they're so hard and cold

Stranger: let me get it warmed babe

Stranger: i grab your boobs!!!!!

Stranger: licking to your pussy right now

You: you finger me, and I snap off your fingers with my really strong lizzard ass

You: and you lick them out

Stranger: yeaaaah

You: and swallow them

Stranger: my dick ready to get u now

You: oh yeah?

You: not if I chew it off as a food source!

You: Im so hungry

Stranger: oh yeah

Stranger: then come in

You: eating all the local floura and fauna

You: do you want to lick my lizzard cock?

You: its so slippy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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