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Friday, October 9, 2009

Cybermon...I choose you!


Emailed in by one of our readers, Kien.
Stranger: ash?!
You: Hi wana
Stranger: battle??
Stranger: YES
You: k
You: i send charizard
Stranger: k i send out tauros
Stranger: Tauros uses tackle….
You: charizard uses flamethrower
You: it makes tuaros hot…..so hot that he takes off his pants and uses erection...its super effective charizard’s defence has been taken down and he is now ready to fuck tauros
You: charizard uses reach around
You: critical hit
You: Tuaros uses growl….except instead he orgasms
You: i really just wated to cyber, but this battle is just as good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

The Racistinator... The Jew



Emailed in by one of our readers, Kien.
You: hi
Stranger: Be interesting or leave.
You: yeh k
You: what u want me to do
Stranger: uh
Stranger: be interesting.
You: where u from
Stranger: If you're a nigger, for example, jump around like a monkey.
You: like a porch monkey
Stranger: Yep
You: niggers dont know how to type
You: so im not a nigger...
You: because im using correct syntax.
Stranger: ...Yeah
Stranger: You write exceptionally well, too...
You: and im not taking breaks to take my dads dick in my mouth so i'm definitely not one
Stranger: ...
Stranger: And your sex is?
You: u must really hate niggers..........i hate jews
You: m, u ?
Stranger: hm
Stranger: male
Stranger: also a jew.
You: how much does a holo caust ? $$$$
Stranger: Funny.
You: no seriously its costs about 6 million.
Stranger: ...
You: was that interesting enough
Stranger: No.
You: okay
You: how about u be interesting...i wish u could show me some jew magic like how to turn 5 cents into a multi million dollar sotck portfolio
You: *stock
Stranger: ...
You: or how to sue a multi national corporation for hundreds of thousands of dollars for not implementing affirmative action by finding a loophole in the legal system
You: thats another example of jew magic
You: or making 6 million of ur kind dissapear
You: between 1941 to 1945
 Stranger: Only Jews know Jew secrets.
You: so……………being a jew, how does it feel to be born without self respect
You: ur a sub reptilian species right,.. do u have scales
Stranger: Uhhh
Stranger: Dude
Stranger: Jews are fucking superior
Stranger: Your banker and lawyer are jews while your plumber isn't
You: my jews r actually tied up in my basement
Stranger: Exactly, they've persecuted because they're superior.
Stranger: Had we more strength in numbers, it wouldn
You: my banker is Asian, lawyer is white...but then again your right my plumber isn’t a jew but he does find Jews in my drainage pipes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Triple-own - We suspect someone cried themselves to sleep tonight.


Emailed in by one of our readers, GD.
Stranger: ew. its you.
You: my dick
You: you can suckle hard on it.
Stranger: is short
You: beats your mums
Stranger: your mommas dead
You: yeah after seeing your face
You: who wouldnt be.
Stranger: loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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The penis is mightier than the penis


Emailed in by one of our readers, JD.
Stranger: hi i am boy germany 20...you girl? want me webcamsex? My Penis 18 centimeters :)
You: yes please
Stranger: you have webcam?
You: yes
Stranger: your messenger id?
You: xxxxx@live.com.au
Stranger: okay
Stranger: wait 1 min
You: yes
Stranger: add you
You: yes i see now
Stranger: xxxxx@hotmail.com
Stranger: my messenger
Stranger: accept me
You: i have 20 cm penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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God damn North Koreans...


Emailed in by one of our readers, DB.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: from?
You: 18 m holland
You: u?
Stranger: 18 f korea
You: oke cool
You: north or south?
Stranger: south
You: north?
Stranger: non
Stranger: south
You: you are in north korea now?
Stranger: non
You: huh?
You: so you are in north korea?
Stranger: no i'm south korea
You: huh
You: you just said north
Stranger: no i'm south
You: how is north korea?
Stranger: i don'k know well
You: but you are there now aren't you?
Stranger: yea
You: in north korea?
Stranger: nope i'm south korea
You: huh
You: wenn u go to south korea?
Stranger: i'm korean
You: north or south?
Stranger: south
You: so you are in north korea?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm in south kore
Stranger: korea
You: north?
Stranger: south
You: north?
Stranger: south
Stranger: i'm south korean
You: cool many ppl here are from south korean but you are from north right?
Stranger: why u said north?
You: so you are north korea?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm south korea
You: north or south?
Stranger: south
You: north?
Stranger: i'm south korean
Stranger: why u that said again north
You: beacause you are north right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: mo
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm south korean
You: north or south?
Stranger: south
You: north?
Stranger: south
You: were do u live in north korea?
Stranger: no
You: north?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.