You can talk all you like, but at the end of the day it's all about thug aim.

Emailed in by one of our readers, the surreal David Suursoo.

Stranger: can i shove you in my dick and fuck a girl with you inside my dick and cum you into said girl?

You: i don't know your name, stranger, but i like you already

Stranger: =D

You: now, while you're doing this, can i have you shoved into MY dick, so that when you cum me into her i'm cumming you into her?

Stranger: YES PLEASE

You: this is a good plan brother.

Stranger: can it be purple goo?

You: infinitely, we shall be crammed into each other, and cum each other into things.

You: unto the tiniest bits of creation.

Stranger: LIKE A CANNON BALL!

You: a cannonball of infinite purple cum.

Stranger: this is quite the paradox

Stranger: I love you

You: yea, for unto this we shall eventually behold the face of god.

You: and then cum upon it

You: woah, woah woah!

You: who said anything about love?

Stranger: WHAT IS LOVE!?!

You: wow, you're getting kind of clingy, yes?

Stranger: baby dont hurt me...

You: no more

You: what is love?

You: baby?

Stranger: baby dont hurt me!

You: don't hurt me...

Stranger: cum cannon ball

Stranger: draw me a picture of it

Stranger: its my fetish

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Stranger: =D

You: you just got rick rolled.

Stranger: There was was a man whom was old

Stranger: who drank beer whenever it got cold

Stranger: he picked up his cup, said never gonna give you up!

Stranger: Oh damn, you just got limerickrolled

You: *golfclap*

Stranger: thank you

You: very smooth. excellent form.

Stranger: should we shove eachother in our urethras now?

Stranger: im getting ancy

You: like two ships, passing in the night, spewing purple cum cannonballs at each other, i fear we shall never meet again, stranger.

You: however, your memory, and our shared infinite purple jizz, shall live on, inside my dick.

Stranger: i feel the same

You: tis a sad sad day.

Stranger: i shed tears

You: but then, i say to myself, 'thug aim'.

Stranger: i weep for the fact that my dick remains unstuffed

Stranger: thug aim...

You: fear not, my friend. for i am there.

Stranger: thu game...

Stranger: THE GAME

Stranger: FUCK YOU!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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