You: Hi
Stranger: hii
You: Would you be kind enough to participate in a test of aptitude?
Stranger: aptitude
Stranger: ???
You: yes
You: an intelligence based test
Stranger: i would but what is it ??
You: ...i think you already failed dude.
You: ...weak.
Stranger: ummmm i'm a girl so not a dude :S
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, well I guess that explains it :)
Stranger: explains what?
You: why you're such a fucking retard.
Stranger: i don't get it.
You: and you never will...ask the closest guy.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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