Stranger: helllo:D
You: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!
Stranger: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!
You: ...no.
You: your parents.
You: I axe murdered them before chopping them up into little pieces and shoving them into a pineapple skin before proceeding to deadweight drop it into the pacific.
You: so yea...there's that story, whachoo upto delicate?
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