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Monday, March 1, 2010

Roleplay - harder without the rule book.

Emailed in by one of our readers, the lvl. 1337 Logan P.
You: The game.

Stranger: im looking for a guy who likes roleplay interested?

You: OH I LOVE ROLEPLAY

Stranger: good

Stranger: what do u wanna do?

You: well, first, I put on my robe and wizard hat

You: to get me in the mood

You: ...............for MAGIC

Stranger: ok?

You: just roll with it

Stranger: k

You: what are you

You: ?

Stranger: anything u want

You: ok. how about a thief

Stranger: ok

You: and, um

You: you're trying to get the treasure

You: but i'm protecting it

Stranger: ok

You: what do you do???

Stranger: i sneak in quietly moving slowly toward the treasure

You: ok, i roll for a listen check

You: YES i beat the DC

You: ok so I see you

You: um

You: I cast flare

You: you're blinded

Stranger: i fall back

You: ok

Stranger: moving forward again quickly

You: ok

You: so i advance

You: then i cast melf's acid arrow

You: it strikes for 1d6 damage

Stranger: what kind of roleplay are u doing?

You: 3.5, but without a rulebook it's hard

You have disconnected.
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