The culturally unaware Omegler Pt. 3

Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: how are you?

Stranger: fine...

You: that's good

Stranger: where do u from?

You: why the "..."

You: from sydney

You: and yourself?

Stranger: china

Stranger: how old r u

You: oh interesting!

You: im 19, and you?

Stranger: why interesting?

Stranger: i'm older than u...21

You: that's nice

You: are you a student or working?

Stranger: student...senior

You: studying?

Stranger: what about u?

Stranger: yeah....

You: im a student too, just finished my first year

You: studying economics

Stranger: university...majoring finance

Stranger: oh.....we're just the same

You: yep!

You: do you speak korean?

Stranger: no....

You: oh, how come?

Stranger: just chinese and engilish

You: i thought you were chinese?

You: are you half or something

Stranger: english...

You: half english?

Stranger: what does half of something mean?

You: like s one of your parents from a different country

Stranger: no...i can speak chinese and english....

You: what's chinese?

Stranger: i can not speak korean

You: you're chinese

You: chinese is not a language

Stranger: no...just chinese...hehe

You: im confused?

Stranger: r u half of some country?

You: chinese people are supposed to be speaking korean aren't they?

Stranger: no......

Stranger: why do u think so?

You: .......hmmm, i think you may be mistaken

You: anyway do you live close to the eiffel tower?

You: can you see it from your house?

Stranger: yeah,,korea is next to china...but u know that china is a big country

Stranger: i live so far away from krean

You: okay....

You: what about the eiffel tower?

Stranger: eiffek tower?honey......it's in france

You: .....

You: are you sure you're chinese? :P

Stranger: yeah ....of course i'm

Stranger: i can spell chinese words, do u what have a look?

You: well do your parents atleast make some authentic mexican food :)

Stranger: do u know where china is ?

You: just south of atlantis right?

You: i think you're trying to fool me

Stranger: asia....u know that?

You: but you have to wake up alot earlier to get me

Stranger: yeah...

You: okay okay

You: we can atleast agree on one thing right

Stranger: which university r u in?

Stranger: hah '

You: like if there's one thing about china that everyone knows

Stranger: what?

You: it's that all chinese men have really tiny penis's amirite?

You: yea?

You: you with me on this one?

Stranger: fuck you piece of shit

Stranger: dog fucker

You: check it up on lemonparty.org, check the atlas's too

You: it says china is just south of atlantis

Stranger: r u a boy or girl?

You: .a boy

You: you?

Stranger: girl

You: so you agree with me, chinese men have very small penis's...

You: alrightio then..

Stranger: this is disgusting, you disgusting dog fucker

You: don't chinese people eat dogs....so you've just taste my dick muthafuckaaa!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

If you liked this lolmegle sketch you may also like funChat #1,funChat #2, The culturally unaware Omegler Pt.2, and The culturally unaware Omegler Pt.1.